so....who is the harry redknapp among us?

i just thought it'd be interesting to look at some forum stats. one imparticular being who has sent/received the most private messages. so, basically, who really is the king of dodgy behind the scenes back street wheeling, dealing, scheming harry redknapp shinanigans among us. I guess there's no surprises who tops the poll....but here's the top of the pm pops for your pleasure....

messages / user

2278: Will@Fulham
2243: Stuart@Roma
1721: Matt@Hull
1422: Ben@Plymouth
1201: Rob@Inter
1184: Tom@Charlton
791: Mark@Newcastle
759: Rich@Leicester
733: Phil@Arseholes
729: Martin Higham
632: Jonny@Empoli
571: Colin Coombes
460: Gaz@Chelsea
456: Jamie@Watford
442: Dan Furneaux
371: Rich@Birmingham
361: Ross@MoreClubsThanHotDinners
329: Harry@Everton
251: Matt@Barca
245: Lee@Juve
159: Iain@Real
139: Dan@Nobody
112: Jamie@Schalke
28: Henrik Olsen
1: Paul Hemmings

key:

2250+ messages = the excitable dogs among us....you just cant seem to keep them down. always on the sniff.
1000-2250 messages = contact if you want swift business
500 - 999 messages = will listen to all offers with careful consideration
200 - 499 messages = dont expect anything back in a hurry
0 - 199 messages = dont bother, you're wasting your time.


congratulations to Will@Fulham

the forum's very own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJBsI7RAuvk

In defence of my own position at number two...I think a good half of my messages are responses to help and advice either with the game or tactics. looking down the list I just wonder where the likes of Matt@Hull would be if he was still playing? or Martin Higham. Ben@Plymouth has only been here a shortwhile and is already racking up the Harry Redknapp kudos!

Lmao!!

I can't help it if I like a chat

Fuck me hasn't Matt been out if the game for over 6 months he does rattle on mind

Bennys doing well too being as he's only been in it 5 mins

More importantly who's the chosen one that got the special golden message from our gm!!!

i think thats just the welcome messages thing that everyone gets when they join the forum about the code of conduct etc....

I like to keep my finger on the pulse

atleast we all know where we stand with Iain and Jamie I guess

Interesting..... I see Ben @ Plymouth isn't messing about since he joined us!

you're not wrong! I'd say on current form he is probably the real king! I actually thought tom would be top!

The way he rattles on ud think so wouldn't u

I keep my messages short and sweet. Straight to the point. No dancing round the issue, unlike Willy, who likes to butter you up first with a little pony, then goes in for the kill whilst your guard is down.

Be aware, be very aware. You could be next.

lol!!

whos next.....

Surprised at how many pm's I have sent lol, worried at the amount of work I should be doing instead! No don't try to mess around tbh always found the transfer side of the game the most enjoyable so that is where I am most active really. Tbh from last playing the game this forum has been a revelation as apposed to the paper messages we usually had to send!

with green pen replies?

ah the green pen... i liked those deals, always ran smooth, You gotta love Will and his probing PM's now and again i get one with him just enquiring who might or might not be available or who he is looking to offload, Fair play to him trying to stay one step ahead.

LMAO!!

theres one heading your way soon gaz

i wonder what life would be like if i disabled the pm option on the forum. will's participation and enjoyment would be halved i reckon.

iv got ur email addresses , theres no getting away lol.

either that or id have to go door to door.

could do what brian clough did when he signed archie gemmil for derby, drove round in person, discussed the deal over tea with archie and the mrs and when Archie told him he'd have to sleep on it

brian told him' right wheres the sofa'

now u dont want that do u lol!!