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Paris 4 Auxerre 0

Monaco 2 Marseille 0

Ajax 1 Heerenveen 1

Have my lot turned up?

Talk about bad starts

Tom@Charlton wrote:

[quote=Rich@Leicester]...Do remember rightly that theirs a bonus for them Paul?

Grammar, Richard. there's not theirs[/quote]

shit. good spot Tom. I will now punish myself by not correcting a spelling mistake of Will's for at least a week.

That'll be tough.

Paul Hemmings wrote:

Southampton 0 Forest 2

No game interest here but I can't help myself........ Go on you Reds!

Dundee Utd 1 Celtic 1

i cant leave that there. I'll have to edit it.

and i'm hearing that Real Madrid have scored a fifth goal right on the stroke of halftime to make it

Bilbao 0 Real Madrid 5

the scorer was Lucas Moura with a header.

that's it for the first 45 minutes as the players head off to the dressing room I'll be back in a few minutes following these comments from any managers that are willing...

Great half from the boys at The Valley. Surprised as Phil has been red hot recently, but there are still 45 minutes to go yet....

Nantes need a win to keep pace at the top, come on boys.

good start for Barca but Real are building on their goal difference so need to bang a few more in! All still nice and tight at the top in La Liga.

Flamengo 1-1 away so that's not too bad, plenty of time for Soldado to get a couple.

okay, thanks guys, and it looks like the second half is about to begin...

and we're off...

Galaxy 0 Cosmos 1 Chevanton

Well, if the Leicester back four would like to stay in the centre circle, I'll hire Phil Brown to the coaching staff and let him have a little chat on the pitch.

The rest of the lads can come in for a drink and a change of shirt.

Chuffed for Blaszcyzowski to get off the mark at Atletico. This is a tough tough game for Betis, need to go in search of the second, but for gods sake keep it tight. I'll take a 1-0 win and be happy.

Betis are screwed on goal difference with the big two in this sort of scoring form

and we have to go to Elton Welsby for the latest news in the Atletico v Betis game...

how's it going there Elton...

well it is now

Atletico 0 Betis 2

following a shot and goal from Andrei Yarmolenko on 46 minutes, so it is getting better for Betis atm.

Cruzeiro 2 Flamengo 1
Man City 3 Everton 0 Lampard with his second of the game on 47 minutes.
Southampton 0 Forest 3

that'll do!. A few weeks ago in the half-term report, I highlighted Yarmolenko as being key for the rest of the season. Chuffed to have brought him to Chievo 4 seasons ago as an unheard of 19 year old. Now he's pretty pivotal to a title challenge and keeping Ganso out of the team at TM

Inter looking comfortable but more goals are always nice. Boca poor at home but I believe this is more about injured players - Mati Fernandez and Alex Sandro, rather than anything else. Let's get some goals.

Gladbach 1 Berlin 0 and this could be the end of Berlin's very feint title hopes.

and another goal at Inter Milan, so over to Stuart Hall...

well still no sign of Stuart Hall, but I can confirm that Gonzalo Higuain has made it

Inter 3 Atalanta 0

after 49 minutes with a fine shot.

[quote="Paul Hemmings"]well we seem to have lost Stuart for a moment, [quote]

Police will be keeping a close eye on him.....